Who says we can’t have fun and a good laugh this season despite the climate crisis? Not us.
We know the wonders a good laugh does to the body, and when you combine humor with games? Absolute bliss.
Because we’re feeling all merry and bright and we want to put you in that mood, our eleventh gift to you on our 12 Days of Christmas Special series is a compilation of our favorite green jokes, puns, and games.
We hope you have fun reading, playing, practicing, and sharing them.
Jokes
A climate scientist and a climate change denier walk into a bar.
Climate change denier: “Bartender, show me your strongest whiskey.”
Bartender: “This one here. It’s 95% alcohol.”
The climate change denier slams down his fist and leaves the bar in a hurry.
Climate scientist says to the bartender: “You know, that’s the problem with these guys. You show them the proof, and they still don’t buy it.”
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A climate activist runs into a climate change denier at a local store.
Climate change denier: “Nice to see you.”
Climate activist: “Nice to CO2.”
Puns
What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.
How can you tell the ocean is friendly? — It waves.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? — It was feeling green.
Unscramble these words
abusaetilsn
cleyfediron
yeclrec
exoncradiboid
Eco-friendly games
Most of the games nowadays are played on some form of electronic device which isn’t eco-friendly.
Because we know how fun it is to get together with your friends and family and play some board games, here are 3 cool eco-friendly games you can play:
Earthopoly
Earthopoly is just like monopoly but it is all about making you aware of the planet – you win the game by taking care of the features of the earth.
You can increase the value of your property by trading carbon credits for clean air.
In the event that you have a carbon footprint, you must pay a fine. Also, the jail in the game is replaced by a landfill.
Ping Pong
This is one classic game that the whole family can enjoy.
While it is more physically tasking than the others on this list, it sure will give you all the fun you need.
Green Card Games
Card games are cool because you can play them anywhere and at any time.
You can buy an eco-friendly version which is made of recycled paper and vegetable-based inks. The good part is that they can be fully recycled.
And so, our eleventh day of Christmas ends. We hope you found this compilation of our favorite green jokes, puns, and games interesting.
Join us tomorrow for our twelfth and last gift to you this season. Stay tuned.
Don’t forget to share the compilation of our favorite green jokes, puns, and games. Happy holiday!
